Saddam's New Fence

Ok guys, you listen to me. I want a new fence.

This white fence ain't cuttin' it. Right, bandar?

Right, o glorious leader who got me into this mess.

I NEED A NEW FENCE LIKE THIS ONE!!!
He needs a new fence like that one!

We, as the lawyers of the deposed dictator, agree that a white fence is damaging to his brain.

Very well. As judge, it is within my powers. *Poof* Your fence is now brown.

What wazzat? Oh, I'm sorry I must have fallen asleep, it took so long. eww...drool.

yes, yes, this will work juuuuust fine.

CHAMELEON POWERS!!! You fools, I can blend in with a brown fence anywhere! I'm free!  

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