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Two thank yous:
The first to Ventura County Community College District for not paying us on the last day of the semester, and instead holding our pay until the 23rd.
The second to bank of douchemerica for taking so damn long to process my checking statements that I am now $55 in the hole, with 7 charges over the limit (which I’ll probably be hit with an overdraft fee for each one). Fan-f’ing-tastic.

Financial institutions are evil. This is why I keep all my money stuffed in a mattress.
It is all part of the crazy mystique that IS California! Aren’t you glad you left??? HMMMMM????