Froyd's Rants

was fun tonight. I’m REALLY not a bar person, I’ve found out. Or at least, not a loud drink to excess bar person (anymore, I may have been at one time). But, all in all, it was a good time.

Best part was when the bachelor (very drunk at this point) and a few of us were standing outside waiting and a car was leaving in front of us. He yelled out “I love you!” And the girls in the car wished him a fun time at the wedding. Then he responded right back, not missing a beat “And by I love you, I mean I thought your window was up!”

Priceless.

Then there were some skanky bar girls trying to get one of the guys. We were joking about it later (as he has his sights on someone else who doesn’t hate his occupation in the Navy), and I said “well, by skanky I mean enterprising young women…” and the reply was
“Enterprise women…they’ll pick you up”

Hilarity ensued.