before my brain decided to rebel and stop working properly.

saved me once again. My computer froze up in the middle of typing up some of my dissertation…instead of losing about 2 pages, it auto saves like once every thirty seconds.

still though, annoying.

My mom won’t let me eat at the table with a sword what should I do?

The answers to that question, and in fact the question itself, prove to me that there exist more idiots in this world than I could possibly imagine.

However, a few of my favorite answers were:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY!!!? WHO DOESN’T LET THEIR KID EAT WITH A SWORD AT THE DINNER TABLE?!!!

Ask her if you can take a pen to the table instead, if she says it’s ok, just tell her if the pen is mightier than the sword, why should you be allowed the pen and not a sword?

What Kind of sword are you trying to eat with at the table for which meal? Because honestly, we all know you can’t have a broad sword at breakfast. That’s a dinner sword.

If you were a ninja, she wouldn’t even know you were there, eating with a sword. So learn the ultimate ninja skills.