Froyd's Rants

today was a long day. it’s been a long month, and I’m pretty thankful it’s almost over.

peanut butter and honey on whole wheat toast.

is having a paper turned in with comic sans font.

if you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?

It be that time o’ year again, mateys.

If’n ye not be elocutin’ like a scurvey cutthroat, then ye better be mute ‘r dead. Else ye soon’ll be keelhauled!

Arrrr.

I’ll leave ye with me fav’rite piratical joke:

There was a pirate ship and Captain Black Toes was in charge. One day while at sea, his 2nd in charge came over to him and said ” captain captain, there is another pirate ship out there what do you want us to do?”

Black Toes replies. ” Jimbo, get me my red shirt” so Jimbo fetches his red shirt and Black Toes puts it on and they fight for hours and win a fantastic arduous battle. Exahusted they all sit down and enjoy a wonderful meal together celebrating their victory. One of the men says how wonderful it was they won but wanted to know why Black toes wore the red shirt.

Black toes replies,” Well if i had of kept my shirt on and was stabbed or shot the blood would of shown up and you would of been afraid and start to panic and lose the battle, but because it was red you continued to fight.”

“ahhh Yes very good they reply”

A few weeks later they are at sea again, and Jimbo approaches Black toes. “Sir, there be 10 British frigates gathering towards us, what shall we do”

Black toes replies,” Jimbo, get me my brown pants.”

more or less, another couple weeks to edit it/add/subtract and it’ll be sent off.

right now, it’s standing at 41 pages. that’s about right, but I know a few more pages have to be added.

before my brain decided to rebel and stop working properly.