Suburban Tribe is back

Finally. Suburban Tribe been one of my favorite webcomics for some time, plot and character driven, rather than random one shots. I liked it so much that I didn’t remove it from the sidebar when it was discontinued, just because the archives should be looked through for new people.

And now it’s back, so ’s all good. I highly suggest you check it out and perhaps digg it. I totally digg it. It should consider itself dugg. Someone should create a game called digg-dugg where an internet user travels around the internet dirt and finds sites (animals) that they can either drop rocks on the sites if they’re bad, or use a digg to pump a site up.

That’s already been done? Curses.


by Froyd on Monday 28 April 2008 at 7:59 am
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My Saturday Mornings

this is how I spend ‘em:

\'s how I roll, yo.

Got about 8 pages for my next chapter done. It’s pretty sweet.


by Froyd on Saturday 26 April 2008 at 12:41 pm
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Dionysos:

great taste or less filling?


by Froyd on Saturday 26 April 2008 at 11:11 am
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cannibal jokes

A cannibal and a cook were having a meal. “Man I hate my Mother-in-law,” the cannibal said. “Well, at least eat your vegetables,” said the cook.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

A cannibal ate a clown, but complained it tasted funny.

Why won’t cannibals eat divorced women?
They’re very bitter.

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.”

The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do you use?”

The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they’re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”

“Ah, ha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder … those are FRIARS!”


by Froyd on Friday 25 April 2008 at 8:30 pm
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nudity in scandinavia

Now if THAT title doesn’t get the bizarre hits from google, I don’t know what will.

Anyway, there’s this article about the sexist ads in Norway, Denmark, and Sweden. The gist of it is that Sweden isn’t going to ban sexist advertising, unlike Norway and Denmark.

Same ol’ Same ol’ Boring boring. It’s standard newspeak and lawyerese about fines, laws, complaints, etc. etc. Until you come to my most favorite quote of all time from ANY article on BBC’s news sites so far. It’s from a Ms. Olving, head of Norway’s Kreativt Forum:

Naked people are wonderful, of course, but they have to be relevant to the product…

It’s really quotes like that which make reading the news so worthwhile. Blahblahblah…Naked people are wonderful…blahblahblah. Genius.

and then she goes on to say:

We’re not that puritan that you can’t have naked bodies. But it has to be done in the right way, with charm and passion.

I don’t know why, but I crack up each time I read these quotes in context.


by Froyd on Friday 25 April 2008 at 10:18 am
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trained bear kills handler

yet, investigators are puzzled as to WHY the bear killed him.

Here’s a hint:

it’s a $%#)(87′n bear.


by Froyd on Thursday 24 April 2008 at 8:07 am
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not sure what to make of

the new chat feature in facebook. it’s kinda interesting, I suppose.


by Froyd on Wednesday 23 April 2008 at 11:56 am
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happy birthday

to jess.

I had to wait until the last minute (5 minutes before midnight my time) to wish her a happy birthday. It’s what the Anti-jess does (I totally called dibs on that title when she started her jesstianity movement(look, I’m so anti-jess, that I don’t capitalize her name (I’m evil!))).


by Froyd on Tuesday 22 April 2008 at 11:56 pm
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hullaballoo

may be one of my favorite words of all time.


by Froyd on Tuesday 22 April 2008 at 8:36 am
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I could really go

for some Astronaut Ice Cream right now.

mmmm….


by Froyd on Sunday 20 April 2008 at 2:06 pm
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Viking Battle for Asgard

Stunk.

If ever there was a game that needed more plot to really make it worth playing, it was this. As it was it was randomly assigned characters/creatures from germanic mythology with nothing tying them together and absolutely no loyalty to the source material.

I can’t even recommend a rental on this one. Find some poor sap that bought it (like me) and borrow it from them.


by Froyd on Sunday 20 April 2008 at 1:22 am
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There are some paths not to be tread.

Scientists have been able to take control of flies’ brains to make females behave just like males..

The flies were soon living attennae high in clutter and garbage, with empty beer cans, pop cans, and pizza boxes littered everywhere.


by Froyd on Friday 18 April 2008 at 9:11 am
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best.story.ever.today.

A russian wakes up after drinking with a 6 inch knife in his back. Best quote of the story was:

“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.


by Froyd on Thursday 17 April 2008 at 11:34 am
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my jokes

how I tell them as evidenced in this pearls before swine strip:


by Froyd on Thursday 17 April 2008 at 10:10 am
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my job

in case anyone is wondering, this is what I do:

With a little less of the beat box, though.


by Froyd on Thursday 17 April 2008 at 8:23 am
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