Froyd’s Rants
Merlin Froyd for President
My little brother has started a facebook group announcing his candidacy for the presidency. This of course will never work due to his age, but if we get started now, his name will have household recognizability by the time 2020 rolls around. So, in preparation for that, I prepared some campaign quotes:
I think it’s clear in this time of uncertainty and confusion that there is one choice that gives us the clarity and confidence to go forward…that choice is for Merlin Froyd.
There are some things that are certain in life: Death, Taxes, and Merlin Froyd’s personal integrity.
Chuck Norris tells America how it’s going to be…Merlin Froyd tells Chuck Norris how it’s going to be.
Has any of the other candidates stared down a rabid tiger in the jungles of the Congo? Merlin Froyd is just as qualified as they are.
Hilary may be a woman, Obama may be black, but Merlin Froyd is Scandinavian. When was the last time you had a candidate say uff da?
Merlin Froyd has something that the other candidates don’t have: a consistently annoying older brother. Suck on that, McCain!
Merlin Froyd doesn’t sling mud, he tosses it gently.
Merlin Froyd…the candidate you can do shots of tequila with.
Merlin Froyd needs only one endorsement…your name on the back of a donation check.
If it’s change you’re looking for, look no further than Merlin Froyd…he always carries a good number of dimes.