Froyd’s Rants
Uncle-to-be
The brother (more specifically his wife) is brewing my nephew. It’s going to swawesome.
Already hub-bubs a-brewin’ about the name, but that’s to be expected I suppose. And no, I’m not going to tell anyone the name until they settle on it. Don’t want to jinx it, y’see.
However, I think if I ever get one of them wives and start spawning, I’m going to purposefully hypnotize her and we’ll pick the most bizarre, atypical and strange name that can be found. As long as we can pronounce it, that’s the important thing. No tongue clicks though.
something like, I don’t know, Fauntleroy or Trinculo or Queequeg.