Froyd's Rants

that’s what I’m going to be. Yep, it seems that my brother Ryan and his wife Erin have a little one on the way.

I’m considering changing my name to Ivan…just because “Crazy Uncle Ivan” has such a nice ring to it.

You give me an 800 number to call to get things straightened out with the new cable service I’ll be hooking up at the new apartment…so I call it…you %$)#(&*heads tell me to call back from an instate number, because you are having trouble routing my out of state number.

Give me a damned break.

I hate corporations.

saw my first christmas commercial today.

I’m amazed they held off until after halloween, actually. Considering that Kmart had their christmas trees up last time I was home (SEPTEMBER 21st people! that’s NOT RIGHT), I suppose television had practiced some restraint.