tuesdays are teh suxxorz.
They honestly are.
Mondays - A new week, while that may suck, it is at least something different than the weekend. it’s at least a start.
Tuesdays - nothing good can be said about this day.
Wednesday - hump day, half way through the week.
Thursday - one of two things can be said of thursday: “it’s almost friday”, or “at least it’s not tuesday”
Friday - self explanatory.