Lutherans
so I was asked today if I “luthered”, and yes, yes I do.
I luther so hard that I only need 3 sacraments.
I luther so hard, doors nail themselves to my theses.
I luther so hard, indulgences are given to me.
I luther so hard, Heretics call ME heretic.
I luther so hard, the catholic church has to go to exile.
I luther so hard, that the diet of worms stands on its own.
I luther as hard as anyone has luthered since Luther himself first luthered.