Jose vs. Cats
Ok, I’ve been doing some thinking, and I’ve been able to come to the conclusion that Jose is AT LEAST as strong a 60 year old woman. They both were attacked viciously by cats, and both had to go to the hospital afterwards.
But that was a male cat that attacked the old woman, while Jose’s cat was female…so is Jose REALLY stronger than a 60 year old woman? The question, I guess, can’t be settled until there’s a throwdown between the two victims of kitty cat claws.
Until such a fight occurs, I shall refer to Jose as
“that other 60 year old woman”