Got the notification today of “officialness” from Pacifica. The date that they finished up their paperwork and all was October 24, 2006. As of that day, I am officially Sean Froyd MA, MA.

laugh it up.

No diploma until may, but I’ve got the transcript and this letter. Now ’s time to edit ye olde resume.

I really don’t like it when people lie to me. Like today, when I sent an email inquiring about my laptop computer’s repairs, and the service rep replies with “our records show your computer hasn’t arrived yet.”

Now, according to fedex, the computer was received at 9:42 ON WEDNESDAY MORNING. Now, I could understand not having it in the systems had this email been sent two days ago, but c’mon.

If my computer is lost, there are going to be…issues. Very large issues, explosions optional.

why is it that you can’t find a “industrial cleaner” scented cleaning solution any more?

I don’t want “lavender” scented. I want the sure knowledge that not only is the counter clean, that it is probably as sterile as volcanic dust for the next few days.

I miss the nose-hair burning scent of bacteria dying a horrible painful death in a torrent of acidic liquid.