Froyd’s Rants
to NWA
merry christmas, you rat bastards.
And all through Sean’s ‘rents house
no clothing was present, none for a mouse
For you see those jerks at NWA
lost his luggage, it’s all MIA
Some guy may have it in Indianapolis
because it rhymes so well with Minneapolis
When it all comes down to it this Season
the airlines are bankrupt for a reason
When Christmas cheer is past
people are happy to the last
we can all hope that one day
Northwest will pay and pay and pay
Those jerks.
The end.