Froyd’s Rants
A Drug Problem
my cat has a drug problem. You can’t really tell when she’s high by looking at her(because she’s naturally cross-eyed), but you sure can hear her.
She meows even more when she’s high on catnip than she does when her food bowl is empty. And this meowing is for NO REASON whatsoever, she doesn’t want attention she just wants to irritate me. She’s so high, it never occurs to her to do a cat thing, and nap.
Her midnight benders have gotten to the point where I never sleep through the night anymore. It has gotten so bad I need to take the catnip mouse away at night.It’s tough love for an addict like my cat, but sometimes it’s the only thing that works.
I mean, it’s not like an intervention is going to get through her drug-addled mind.