Froyd's Rants

can canned food go bad?

I’m just wondering because I just ate a can of clam chowder(it was soooooo good, I added some tobasco, a couple slices of coby cheese, some olives…back to the point) and I’m REASONABLY certain it was over 5 years old.

Should I be worried about my stomach exploding and a horrible death?

Killer whale holds trainer underwater.

Duh. It’s a killer whale. It isn’t a cuddly cooty woo whale. It’s a freakin’ killer whale.

This was bound to happen eventually. That trainer should be glad that he wasn’t ripped apart like a geriatric elephant seal.

what’s up?

502 server errors last night and this morning. Am I gonna have to hand you a-whoopin’?

Naw, probably not. That’s what happens when people rely on free stuff.

want to be a blacksmith.

I also sorta want to get a doctorate in theology.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). It’s been said that domestication is the enemy of romance, but you can prove them wrong. Design your home environment to bring about amorous feelings. Your attention to detail makes all the difference.

No, and you can’t make me.

My feet are cold, for some bizzarro reason. I’m wearing socks, and I’ve got slippers on, yet they’re still chilly.

It’s difficult for me to concentrate on anything when my extremities are cold, like my fingers or feet. It’s odd, I know.

So, I’ve got a new job. It’s only part time, doesn’t pay all that well, but since it’s better than sitting at home on my days off, it’s something. The job is at Whiz Kidz.

There’s opportunity there for tutoring that pays better than just the base rate, but on the other hand, it’s helping lil’ chillens with homeworks and helping them play video games.

Now, if I can get a part time teaching job at a comm college or some such, I’d be good to go. Interviews for those hopefully early December.

Fingers crossed.