Froyd’s Rants
Horoscope 10-13-06
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). In this dance of life, your moves don’t have to be smooth to be effective. If you’re an unschooled, erratic and just plain weird dancer, all the better for today’s task.
Today’s task: Act like a person choking on a skunk while suffering from a seizure while trying to walk on glare ice.
Check.