Froyd’s Rants
California Love
So yesterday while we were taking a break from looking at apartments I was sitting at a lovely diner enjoying my latte, when I thought I saw someone I recognized. Sure enough there she was, Angelina Jolie! I couldn’t believe it. No Brad Pitt in sight either. I quickly paid for my coffee and ran to catch up to her. Here is how the conversation went:
Me: Hey Angelina, hows it going?
She: Good.
Me: You wanna go out sometime?
She: Yes.
Now in my head I am thinking at this point that one, she doesn’t even know me, and two she’s married, there is no way I can possibly go on a date with someone with so little morals.
Me: Angelina, you are too easy and there is no way I can date you.
She: (While sobbing) Froyd…I will always hold a place for you in my heart.
Ahhh, someday I will find the one, unfortunately, Angelina is not for me.