gum ‘n spit
so, chewing gum. Let’s talk chewing gum.
I don’t understand mint gum. Breath mints are just as good, in fact much better because after eating a breath mint, all that’s left is fresh breath. With gum, there’s of course, gum left.
Bubble gum, well…I loves me the bubble gum. any flavor really. Bubble gum is good fun.
Anyway, let’s talk about gum chewing. I don’t really mind gum chewing so much, unless it goes on for a long time, past the flavor of the gum. What’s wrong with people who continually chew their gum? I’m not going to compare them to cows chewing cud for the reason that at least cud is helpful to the cow. Gum past the flavor is no good for humans.
Think of it, the flavor is gone. What does it taste like? Some people say it’s tasteless. I say it tastes like spit. Regular spit.
A huge wad of gummy, not going anywhere, spit.
People need to realize that chewing it constantly, the wad o’ non-disappearing or swallowable spit, is disgusting.
Therefore, let us institute this rule: Once the flavor is gone, get rid of the gum!