Froyd’s Rants
phone calls
the government is building a database of american’s phone calls!
So, in the full interests of disclosure, I’ve got this to say about my phone record.
Seriously, I only ordered from Pizza Hut once. I didn’t know they’d be so expensive for such a shoddy product! Don’t even talk to me about Dominos, at least they are cheap.
c’mon, all the times I’ve ordered from Giovanni’s has to wipe the slate clean, right? Right?
DON’T JUDGE ME!!!
Thank goodness I don’t have long distance on the phone that they’re probably tracing. All those calls to Abu Dhabi MIGHT look kind of suspicious, but I was just looking for Nermal, honestly. Nermal hasn’t been in garfield lately, and last I saw, the box containing her(?) was being sent there. It had nothing to do with terrorism. Just Nermal. honestly. Ask Abib. He knows.
DON’T JUDGE ME!!!