OUTRAGE(fake)
Ok, dude who was sitting half the cafeteria away from me…I hear you. I understand you’re “mad.” I’d completely agree with your supposed outrage, and believe that it wasn’t fake if it wasn’t for your actions afterwards.
I realize the outrage you feel at being interrupted in the middle of your meal by someone you told to call you at 7:00, but who called at 6:30. Man, that’s why cell phones are the devil.
Of course, then you do something completely mind boggling: for the next 10 minutes you call EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW ON THE CELL PHONE WHILE THE PERSON YOU’RE EATING WITH IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. And the content of these calls? I heard intimately, because you were basically shouting. You were expressing your outrage at being interrupted at supper.
Now, please, cell phone users out there: what’s the bigger interruption? One thirty second call, or the next few time consuming ones bitching about the first call?