to everyone, and I just hope there isn’t a fight like what happened in years gone by.

I hope you all have safe travels, easy cookin’, tasty meals, and presents that will support my aim of world dictatorshi….um forget that last one.

I hope you all have happy fuzzy memories built from this year and this christmas.

it’s sites like this that truly uphold the revolutionary and anti-establishment spirit of the web.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). If you feel others are appraising you, they are. (You don’t deserve to be judged, but it’s an unavoidable part of human nature.) You are, and you have, more than enough. You’re a beloved child of the universe.

STOP STARING AT ME! EVERYONE!!! JUST STOP!!!

beloved child of the universe, eh? this news is going to be QUITE the shocker to my parents. Unless they already knew…

bizzarre.

I just suppose that makes it my responsibility to buy the universe some christmas presents. Just great. What do you get for something that has(or is) everything?

today I’m making a 5 gallon batch of EXTREMELY fast mead(should be ready for new year’s…5 times the regular amount of yeast is added), and I’m baking bread for the christmas meal.

I am the High Emperor of Bacterial Cultures.

bow before me, ye little people who die or freeze at my whim!