avril lavigne + sum41 =
apparently, avril lavigne is engaged to the lead singer of sum 41.
Ok. Fine. But what happens when they combine all their stuff?
let’s do some simple mathematics.
marraige: 1+1=2
combined spiked collars: around 34
songs entertaining high schoolers: around 60 or 70
combined band members: around 5 or 6
musical talent: suck^2 (that’s suck squared for the non comp sci people)
numbers may change, because sum 41 to my knowledge never made a song good enough for me to find out the exact numbers in their band…also due to the fact that the jury is still out on whether any of the above band/singers are actually human…I mean she’s canadian, and does that count? As well, the musical talent may be an optimistic number.