I have declared a war on the ants. It was not one week ago when the armies of the ants broke through the barrier wall, protecting the great nation of Froyd. We were caught unprepared, not expecting the ancient and season’s old truce between ant and man to be broken in such a cavalier manner.

Immediately the losses started, crumbs here and there began disappearing, the ants set up advanced scouting parties to find the stores of ’sugar’ and ‘candy’, peasants ran screaming through the street as the ants carried away entire babies, while the parents, numb with terror, watched.

While rallying the defenses today, it was decided that the ant people, in betraying the truce, would not have mercy. While looking over the defenses, I noticed that we no longer had any terro, which is unfortunate. Nothing builds up the morale of the troops like seeing hordes of ants floating dead in a sticky goop pile. Rather, we went with the Ortho Bug spray given us by the weaponsmiths of the Mart of K. It invovled extensive bombing outside, as well as building up the wall again inside, but at the end, the defenses were in place, and vast counties of the ant people lay dead by our hands.

The ants will not venture forth to break the longstanding truce again for some time, but if they do, I am well prepared to wage a war up to and including scorched earth.

I HATE those goddamned ants.

see, there are messages being sent from the chickadees in my back yard! I’m not crazy! They’re telling me about how evil the government is, and how I should wear a tinfoil hat! And how that guy in the supermarket totally DESERVED what happened to him!

I mean…I’ve got no idea why someone was suddenly trampled by a shopping cart.

stupid chickadees.

germans even take humor seriously.

wow. that’s all I can say. wow.

from when I sent stuff out last october, this time from spectra publishing.

my work is “not suited for their list”, although it does have “some interesting moments”

mmm…the sweet sting of rejection!

is the only thing that keeps me sane.

good night.

anyone want to get some supper tonight somewhere? let me know.

but now…to sleep.

cities can now take land through eminent domain for pretty much any reason from blight to economic development.

According to the justices, it is because “local governments know best how to help cities”

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?!?!?? We’re allowing the same governments who passed a declaration choosing a destiny for the city to take people’s land at whim!?!?

We’re allowing these people to essentially take shit just because some “richer” wants the property for a strip mall, office complex, what have you?

*sniff**SNIIIIIFFFFF* what’s that I smell? Oh yeah, the middle ages, when the government owned the land, and graciously allowed us serfs to farm it. Get your pitch forks, yeomen, looks like we’re back to farming the lord’s land for their benefit.

I just can’t believe this shit.

yes, apparently Bemidji has decided to challenge the fates by adopting a “declaration of interdependence” according to the Pioneer(I’ll have a link as soon as the city council’s minutes are posted from last night).

according to the article, this declaration describes the ‘destiny’ of the city of bemidji.

what the hell is this? F’ing star wars? No wonder Bemidji is going down the drain! This is what our council members do!

I wonder, while deciding the city’s destiny, how many d20’s they had to roll?

The official reading of said destiny will be at the courthouse at 5PM on June 30th…coincidentally the same day that the fates themselves will show up and wreak havoc throughout the city.

I’m also curious as to if the city’s destiny involves being razed to the ground by the Imperial Armies of Froyd? ’cause it’s gonna happen.