bein’ the best man
so I’m looking over the ‘responsibilities’ of the best man on several sites on the net…here are a few:
Before the Day:
Arranges the bachelor party.
done to the best of my ability.
He attends the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner.
ok.
Select a gift for the couple.
WHOA. What the bloody hell? I’m attending the wedding, dressing up, paying for the bachelor’s party, and I’m STILL supposed to get them a gift? I don’t think so. I know this sounds cheap, but it comes down to the fact that I won’t have ANY MONEY to get a gift. They should view my presence as a gift. Speaking of which, so should all of you!
On the Day:
Ensure that the groom’s Trouser zip is done up
ummm….I don’t know if I’m comfortable looking ‘down there’ and telling him
Fear and second thoughts are calmed and put to rest
no. I’m going to be urging him to run as fast and as far as possible. That’s the kind of good friend that I am.
At the reception:
Give the first toast to the bride and groom at the reception.
I’m reasonably certain I can get this one right.
He dances with the bride and with the maid of honor.
I am a dancing machine.