My printer has been going on the fritz for the last month or so, causing me to go to the college to print my papers, causing me to have to reformat my flash drive because the college computers mess it up, causing me loads of inconvenience.

Today, I decided I was going to take the damn thing apart and see what I could do to fix it.

I turned it upside down and heard a rattling in there, and I thought to myself “That’s not supposed to rattle!”

So, being the man that I am, I shook the printer harder.

Now about a month or so ago I lost my good pen that I had gotten for graduation, a nice waterman green pen. fantastic pen. Gone. Didn’t know where. I was sad.

Lo and behold, my pen reappeared from the void into my printer, where it fell out of when I shook the printer like it was a red headed step child.

Needless to say, I’m very pleased. My abilities to fix things are unsurpassable!

to do whatever the hell I want.

I’m going to make a milk shake….with FRESH STRAWBERRIES!!!

bwahahahaha!

I’m a maniac.

that’s right, I’ve got three sets of beads. My breasts are unstoppable on the cinco de mayo.