stop before it is too late. You are increasingly acting in smaller and more worthless venues. From Quantam Leap(which was all right) to Enterprise(which is an embarassment to all human kind) to an intro flash video to nasa.

stop. before the priceline commercials. for your own sake.

we don’t need or want another shatner, Scott. This will be your only warning, the horrifying end result of your further acting career will be on your head.

was delayed by crack.

Damn you crack! Why must you be so addicting to even our space shuttle crews? Why can’t you stop compelling people to rob others of their belongings in order to pay for the sweet sweet high that you bring? Why can’t NASA afford treatment programs for our workers in the space field industry who are sniffin’ the snow?

Oh wait. Never mind. FUEL LINE CRACK, not CRACK COCAINE CRACK.

stupid misleading headlines.

I have perceived a brilliant way to enjoy a mocha…

I mix in a fourth cup of half and half, two tablespoons of swiss miss hot chocolate mix, and roughly 3 cups of French Roast coffee, fresh ground.

it is ALMOST as good as the one I had at Uptown the other day, but I lack the necessary whipped cream in order to top it.

I made one of my friends take all of my video game controllers and my Diablo 2 discs(which I was just starting up to play again), and told him not to give him back until I could show him my three papers due by May 5th.

So, in other words, I have only the internet to waste my time. And after about an hour it gets repetitive.

so those papers will probably be done in record time.

I bought Doom 3: Collector’s edition today. About an hour ago.

I really want to play it. But I made a deal with myself: Get my papers for Myth done, and you can play it. I have four to do, and I think I can get them done in the next two weeks. THEN I can play doom 3.

but only then.

I don’t know if I’m going to make it. Tonight though, the paper for Hindu will be written and finished. I have until supper to get all the quotes written down and cited, and then to the g’rent’s for supper, and then to the library at BSU to type everything up.

It’ll be a blast. And then only three more papers to go, one of which is halfway done already. good times.

finally figured out what my paper is going to be on…it’s going to be on the relationship of Vyasa to the Mahabharata, both as character and as author. In Jungian terms.

much as I despise Jung, he is REALLY useful in looking at stuff mythologically.

*sigh*

oh well.

oh yeah, and MAYBE make it to contemporary writers and theory class.

we’ll have to see.