It’s no wonder they’re having financial woes when they’re paying $75 million for a robot mission to steer hubble into the oceans.

Hell, give me a parachute, some diving gear, and a steering wheel and I’ll do it myself for $15 million!

Cripes! I can’t even IMAGINE what would take $75 million dollars, other than blasting some people up there to install the robot on it. And if they’re going to do that, why not keep it up there longer?

Dummies. Seriously. Give me the money, and I’ll figure out how to make it viable. NASA should stick to the sciencers, and leave the finances up to people like me.

Christopher Lloyd is apparently the new chief.

Hey man, I’d vote him in too…he got those nukes to make the time-machine/deLorean from pakistani terrorists, who could be better?

Oh wait…I guess he just LOOKS like Christopher Lloyd, his supposed ‘real’ name is Michael Chertoff.

Down with this loser, get Christopher Lloyd!

A dublin airport puts a clamp on an ambulance, without inquiring about the patients condition.

Maybe its because I work in a hospital that I find it funny that an ambulance was clamped, or maybe it’s because often ambulances are called to places, and then they don’t leave for a LONG time so I find this fair play.

Or maybe it’s because I’m an asshole.