I’ll be going to sleep!

Whee! I’m the Fabulous Froydini!

here’s a search query from yahoo, that somehow found its way to my site:

snow plow sends pedestrian flying

It took me several minutes to control my laughter as I pictured that.

White Russian + Pinch of Brown Sugar + Sprinkling of Nutmeg = One Happy Froyd

that is also the name of the drink from now on…’One Happy Froyd’

beer + fresh bread = tastiness

this is a mathematical proof, a universal law.

is sweet AND awesome, like a ninja on crack, or a ninja spelled with a z.

it’s like an awesome..zinja

it is a really good reason to buy a gamecube.

I woke up this morning and thought to myself “Y’know, with all this extree edumacation youse are gettin’, yer gonna be dat crazy uncle that shows up at chrimmus time with nutcrackers and crazy toys, when yer nieces and nephews are all like 22!”

and three things occurred to me:
1. This is entirely possible.
2. My inner voice speaks like an imbecile.
3. I don’t even have to worry about this, because my brothers are not procreating yet.