always has something intelligent to say.

His latest article, Validation By Defeat has a lot to say about how the supposed ‘intelligent’ people feel validated because Bush won, and they don’t want 51% of american idiots voting for their cause anyway.

I totally agree with Will, by the way.

If I smile, your eyes will surely be blinded in the cleanliness of my teeth!

got ‘em cleaned today.

My gums hurt like a sumbitch though.

since I rarely sink to bathroom humor here, I feel that this article gives me a chance.

Apparently, the World Conference on Toilets opened in China today, where it had to be closed down a short time later due to a full moon and fears of heavy downpours.

I didn’t feel like writing so much in the last week and a half, ever since I got back from California. I wasn’t sure at all what the problem was, I just felt ridiculously unmotivated.

And as I was walkin’ around the Mart O’ K last night, I remembered that I needed paper for both my printer and typewriter. BOOM!!!

I was out of paper. Now I feel motivated again.

Now if all my problems could be solved by buying a ream of paper, I’d be a happy man indeed.