You know what I like? Whining. Whining about stuff that can’t change, and even if it could, The whining going on would not even be one one hundredth of one percent of the effort required to effect that change.

Now, some people may think that I’m gearing up for a rant on whiners. Hells no. I love ‘em. I mean, for cripe’s sake, look at the past posts on this blog, and you’ll see that I do probably more than my fair share of whining. I’ve got to, you know, because there’re people who don’t have hands, who don’t speak english, and who live in parts of the world that just plain out have too much shit going down for them to take the time to whine.

Prime example of the kind of whining I love: political whining. Especially from Anarchists, like Jon here. He’s whining about our government, and other governments and every one of them that DOES NOT FIT HIS IDEAL. Especially his targetable hits on socialism and his obvious and very grating distaste for capitalism. Man…you’d think the amount of hatred he has for other politics would either get him in jail or get him in trouble with the establishment. You know why it hasn’t? Because our friend Jon has gotten himself a website in order to vent…and that venting is whining, God Bless It.

Oooo! That’s another thing I love, people whining about religion. There’s all kinds either muslim, or christian, or jewish, or pagan…but most especially pagans. Man alive, they’ll whine about lots of stuff. Now I’m not talking about the average pagan here…I’m talking about the one who’s complaining that their ‘people’(as if paganism is a race, or something you don’t choose) are living in a world of repression…yes, apparently, you are! man, the fact that we’re repressing you enough to entitle you to choose your own religion, and basically take traditional medicinal rituals and mix it with polluted mythos/folktales and come out with whatever it is that you want, well, there you are! Whine all you like, because the more you whine the less violent things will become, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, you’ll stay away from the human sacrifices that many of your beloved non-christian ideas were based out of.

Oooohhh…and as long as I’m targeting non-christian ideas, how about anytime that someone says something mildly NON-PC, they are attacked for it? Perhaps if I made fun of the name, just at random here…Gutenberg? Apparently, according to some whiners, I’d be targeting jews. Because, of course, gutenberg is a jewish name…not because it sounds funny. Much like my recent post about Yusef Islam, which some whiners politicized into an attack on muslims. Seriously. If I’m going to attack muslims, then I’ll whine about the excess violence in their fringe culture, their loony clerics urging the murder of the infidel, and their repressive attitudes towards women…but I’m not gonna, because I don’t think that at this time I feel enough irritation to whine about muslims.

But Froyd, I hear some of you people say, what about christianity? Mmmm…take basically what I said about the muslims and apply it. It works the same. But again, I’m not whining about it, or about the whiners inherent within the christian system.

You know what? This rant isn’t going anywhere. I guess I’m going to sum up and say the whiners that are most entertaining are those who whine about crap that they can’t change…CONSTANTLY. Esp. political whiners. Republicans whine about Kerry, Dems about Bush. Blahblahblah. They’re basically the same brain! The same ideas! Nothing will change. But people love the whining about stuff they can’t change.

And if you’ll notice, that’s precisely what I did here. Whining = Ranting = Not getting enough gumption to physically change the thing you don’t like.

Cause, dammit, I’m lazy, and its the middle of the night.