I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t watch it. I was in class for Short Story studies. But from what I’ve read on the net, and what I know of the candidates, I am going to re-enact it for you with my two hands.

Left hand of course represents John Kerry, and Right hand represents GW.

Left hand: Buzz word buzz word buzz word

Right hand: Bzus Word? Buzz word! Blahedy bhad blah!

Left hand: I don’t know what you’re talking about!

Right hand: I know how to lead!

Left hand: Seriously, we’re ambidextrous! Neither of us is fit to lead!

Right hand: Ambidetraxiouser? Whatever. I don’t flip flop!

Left hand: Shut up! Just because you can’t put on the shoes!

(at this point my hands go for each other’s…well, throats, and proceed to beat the living crap out of each other. Right hand wins, and smacks the left hand around like a little bitch.)

And that’s how the debates went. Again…this is a website translation of the real debates and in no terms does it show what really occurred…except for the buzz words part. And the screwing up of the words. And the fact that both of my hands are more intelligent and useful than either of the candidates running.