Tofu

When there’s nothing in the house except a block of tofu, and sliced american cheese for snacks what do you do?

Incorrect answer: Cover the tofu in the cheese and nuke it, then eat it.

Correct Answer: Starve to death.

Trust me…the first choice just makes the cheese taste bad.


by Froyd on Wednesday 22 September 2004 at 2:50 pm
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