Froyd’s Rants
Dukes o’ (beware!) Hazzard (ahead)
apparent, Jessica Simpson is going to be Daisy Duke in the new big screen adaptation of the awesome Dukes of Hazzard.
Catherine Bach, I’d bet, is justifiably pissed. Jessica Simpson doesn’t even have a southern accent!
Also in local Hazzard News, Boss Hogg plots to steal her voice, so that he can make millions off of Daisy Duke’s singing career. Roscoe MAY screw it up, so Boss is busy hitting him with his White cowboy hat.