Froyd's Rants

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DAMN YOU SWEDEN!!!!

hahahahaha!

Damn the Beastie Boys! But most of all, damn VH1 for playing that GODDAMNED SONG 4 TO 5 TIMES IN THE SPACE OF 2 HOURS ON MY NIGHT SHIFT!!!

This newest song of theirs sucks…hardcore.

Who’s with me when I call for destruction of both VH1 and the Beastie Boys…or should I say the Beastie Sell-Outs?

bwahahaha.

In the 4 years, 6 months, and 27 days that I’ve been employed at the hospital we’ve had a great deal of fire alarms, causing the system to start with the flashing of the lights and the ringing of the alarms. Not one of these has been an actual fire. Heaven forbid they pay for a goddamned system that accurately reports possible fires.

The way its going, I don’t know if we’d know if it were a fire or not. This damned thing doesn’t report the correct location of the the alarm that causes the entire system to trip, and right now its beeping at me. That’s right. This goddamned machine is beeping at me. All the time. high pitched beeping. i can’t shut it off, I try to silence it, but the panel starts beeping again. beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbepp, imagine it beeping at, oh I don’t know, a bird’s chirp pitch, roughly 150 times per minute.

And you can hit the trouble acknowlege button, and that shuts it off long enough for you to turn around, but then it starts again. I’ve tried just holding in the button to get it to shut off, but no dice. I’m stuck here for at least another half hour listening to this hell on earth beeping before the maintenance guy gets here to fix this goddamned fire alarm system.

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beepihateyoubeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
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Seriously…I cannot think of anything that I’ve done karmaically that bad that would have paid for this last 3 days, HELL, this last half a year! It must mean something good is coming in my future. Of course, this depends on me believing in Karma in the first place, which I don’t. So therefore; the fates hate me. *sigh* beepbeebeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

the only consolation is this: it is irritating those stuck in the waiting room(ie the drunks) as much as it is annoying me. Silver lining, folks, silver lining.

I forgive anything the canadians have done, are doing, and will do in the future, becase of this.

so, that little ‘problem’ with my car this morning? something to do with the fuel injector.

guess how FUCKING GODDAMNED MUCH THIS GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT CAR IS GOING TO RUN ME TO FIX!?

Something around a whopping goddamned hilted gold filigreed bling bling shiny shiny ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. THat’s goddamned right, $1100!!! THAT’S ELEVEN HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO COUNT THAT WAY!!!

fucking goddamn it. So I tell my dad that if its over $500, just to tell them to stuff it, I’ll buy a $500 car that runs. Too fucking goddamned late. He’s already told them to fix it. A life of fucking indentured servititude to my parents coming up because of a car I use maybe twice a week now needed to get fixed. Fucking goddamned A. At least THEY can pay for it with their credit cards, and put it on my already sizeable tab that I owe them. FUCK. FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK.

I should have told him to just let it rot. I’ve got my fucking bike. Holy fucking living shit.

are stupid. Mine is not running. I am relatively certain it isn’t the battery, as it was kind of odd and died on me in the parking lot last night. This morning, it won’t start. it rolls over, fires a couple of times, and then promptly dies.

is going on the fritz AGAIN. this time its the hard drive, with bad sectors. I’ve been sitting here the last half an hour trying to get the damned thing to get through scanning the disk surface. There just aren’t enough swear words in the english language to get me through times like this. I had planned to finish my letter of intent this evening, prepare a couple of emails, and clean up some old files on the stupid thing, but now, can’t do it.

goddamned computers.