Yep, gonna go see Van Helsing tonight. Mmmm….cheeeeeesy! Woo!

Two Ancient Hummingbirds are found in Europe.

How, one may ask, could they tell they were hummingbirds? Easy. The fossilization was so slow, that you can’t tell if they have wings…all there is is a blur!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). (1)You could have a rude awakening this morning — write down those dreams! (2)There’s key information in your subconscious. (3)To get yourself into a lucky frame of mind, be a fabulous tipper. (4)Money comes back to you!

(1) Ummm…I didn’t dream of anything in particular last night, sorry buddy.
(2) That’s why daily, I try to get it out with a drill to the head! It’s like trying to get oil from Texas! AIEEEEE!!!!
(3) Here’s a tip for you: look two ways before crossing the street! But seriously, whenever I go out, I always tip 25% or more.
(4) That’s a goddamned lie!!!!!

Having no classes is great. Anyways, here’s the deal, it was Garbage Day, the holy day of reprisal against the waste during the week. And here’s the best part! It happens twice a week!

Wheee!

So I had to get the garbage out.