Friday Horoscope Fun Time
Sagittarius: (1)You aren’t always comfortable in the spotlight role, (2) but take it anyhow. (3) You’re the voice of authority that causes others to fall in line. (4) Singles are as lucky as they are bold. (4) Romantic competition brings out your best.
1. That’s because the leiderhosen is too tight.
2. Just this once, I suppose.
3. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!
4. But, are they also….daring?
5. I will CRUSH my enemies!