Spy agency NSA is looking to add 7500 people over the next 5 years.
Here’s a tip, dudes and dudettes at the National Security Agency : Hire me, Sean Froyd, and Shane.
We don’t speak foreign languages, but from the sounds of it you’ve got people who can screwing around and NOT figuring out what is happening from intelligence reports. Hire Shane and me to go over the reports and make connections(something we’re very good at), while you use those other agents doing stuff that they’re very good at(which OBVIOUSLY does not involve making connections).
Trust me. We’re american citizens, and we’re able to do the job.