So Kamran, Erin and I went to Perkins for some tasty malts.
And we received some stares in the place, seeing an man of arab descent, a Goth, and a non-descript chubby northern minnesotan all sitting togeter.

It started off a funny joke:
A goth, a Philosophy student, and a Lutheran walk into Perkins…
turns out that Satan is their waiter. He says to the goth:”Hey, I know you’re here for food…how about you sell me your soul? Anything you want!”
The Goth answers, “No thank you, the black has swallowed my soul in the tears of the darkened moon…”
Satan says “Damn! How about you, mr. Philosophy student?”
“Well, Satan, I’d sell my soul if I could first prove its existence, but since I cannot and since I follow the ethics lain down in philosophy I can’t rightly sell you something that doesn’t exist and take advantage of you.” The philosophy student postulated.
“Damn! I’m in a tight spot! How about you, Lutheran? What’ll it take to get your soul?”
The lutheran looks up from the menu. “What? I’ll take a strawberry malt!”

A better start to a joke would be
A Goth, a Lutheran, and an Iranian American walk into Perkins…

But we couldn’t think of any good stereotypes for Iranian Americans.

Oh well.

The malts were tasty. Note to Natasha: Cheer up! If you’re reading this, you’re done with work for another week!

Between trying to ban the Passion, to representing Saddam Hussein in court, is it any wonder why I find them silghtly distasteful?

I’m just glad we can fly faster than their jabberings.

China apparently has expressed displeasure about US Congrats to Taiwan’s president.

They say that it undermines the US committment to a ‘One China Policy’. Perhaps if they put the words ‘under God’ right after ‘One China’, we’d be more committed…then again, probably not.

But it would be kind of funny…

were all right. Calming down from the extremely mind-boggling news about one of the people who was awarded the summer internship for the writing conference. I was wavering on whether to go or not, but I believe that this has DEFINITELY tipped the scales in the ‘NOT’ category.

Unless something big happens, and I am convinced of the need to attend, I will not be putting money towards this person by going to this.

Done now. You should have heard me yesterday! Woo…that was…wow. Yesterday was bad most of the afternoon. Went out to the ‘rents house for supper and got a haircut. Well, let’s be serious. I got SEVERAL hairs cut. Buzz cut, cause its springtime again. And my head is like 50 times lighter.

Got home, and went to Perkins with AT Josh and JP. We came up with some storyboards for a comic soon to be appearing on Joshcom.net. We think they’re funny, and even Natasha thought they were funny. Poor Natasha seemed tired last night, and me complaining about the lack of a cherry on top of my malt probably didn’t improve her night one bit…Apologies!

Afterwards, we watched some of the lakers vs. t-wolves game, and then I headed home. Kamran had some peeps over, namely Amy E, Molly, Jon Hatch, Bill, Julie A, and Kvale. A good time was had, I guess, by the drinkers. They were tempting me, and it made me sad that I could not join them.

Theory about this week: God was sitting around, and decided to test my conviction for Lent, so he decided to start poking me and throwing shit my way. Hence the Passion of the Christ that knocked me on my ass for two days, the GA denial, the lack of respect in how they denied me, finding out who got the internship position for the writers conference, and friends who willingly drank in front of me.

2 more weeks, give or take a day. Uff.

So today, I have to work. This does not make me pleased. However, if people wanted to VISIT for a short time, I’m working with cool people so they won’t mind if I chat a bit. I’m there from 9:30-6.

C’mon in and see where Sean Froyd works! See the horrors of the hospital FIRST HAND!!! only 1 nickel!
Hell, you can see it for FREE!

Anyways, I best go get ready for work.