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Wow, this is…wow. FLABBERGASTED FROYD!

Apparently, what with all the new dvd players in cars, some assholes are watching porn on them while driving.

What boggles my mind more than this, however, is the fact that there are government laws that will arrest them for this, because of the possibility of lil’ chillens seeing the porn.

First Rule: Porn is not for the highway, you sick bastards.
Second Rule: I can’t make out a driver’s HAIR color when I’m driving in the daytime, how the flying f would I be able to see PORN on a 4 inch screen set into the back of the seat?

Third Rule: If people can’t watch porn in their cars because it upsets the chillens, then they shouldn’t be able to watch CRAPPY movies either. Because that upsets ME!

Anyways, I’m not entirely certain why EITHER side shouldn’t be slapped upside the head.

Viva le Froyd Revolucion!


by Froyd on Tuesday 16 March 2004 at 7:57 am
Blogged under General (old blog)

5 Responses to “Wow, this is…wow. FLABBERGASTED FROYD!”

  1. Angel says:

    Yes, viva! (you realize that’s French, don’t you? heh heh heh….)

  2. Vive is French, isn’t it? Because Viva! is Spanish.

  3. Angel says:

    Uh… heh heh heh… Um… yeah. But I’m pretty sure that "le" is French. Right? Dammit, I haven’t had that class for two years… I’m ashamed… now I must go wallow in self-loathing.

    Sorry, Froyd.

  4. Jesse says:

    I’m sick of having to live in a world were we kow-tow to little kids!

    It is ridiculous I tell you!!!

    as was said in a simpsons episode recently, "children are our future, the present belongs to ME!"

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