What Famous Leader Are You?

Wow, this is pretty impressive that I’m like eistein. Does this mean that research I do will eventually lead to a gigantic bomb? Now I’m all giddy!

Don’t put your money where your mouth is.

Ninja Vs. Pirate

Ok, if you’ve EVER wondered whether it’d be better to be a ninja or a pirate in various everyday situations, this site does its best to help you figure it out.

Seriously, John Edwards, drop out. A second place finish in Wisconsin means NOTHING. It isn’t even a ‘victory’ as you claim. you, sirrah, are the first loser. Just follow Dean, as you’ve done all throughout this f’ing race, and drop out.

Second reason you should drop out? you have the same name as that cheap-ass charlatan who can ‘talk to the dead’ on the sci fi channel.

So today in my Adv. Creative non-fiction small group, we were a-talking, and someone was talking about another guy’s story idea in a different class. How it started out as a western, but had a ’secret railroad’, and on forth. But then I started riffing on the idea and mentioned the underground railroad and Harriet Tubman.

Audrey spoke up then, and mentioned that there was some expert who was claiming Harriet Tubman might have been a narcoleptic. I just HATE it when people do this, because its impossible to make retro-diagnoses due to the patient not being there. hell, the nurses at the hospital won’t even diagnose over the PHONE with the person talking to them, so who can tell from 200 year old second hand stories what the deal is?

Anyways, to my point: As I was very tired this morning, my mind skyrockets hither and thither and yon and gone. So I decided to make my own diagnosis of Harriet Tubman, and so here it is:
She was a man, baby!
I mean, she FOR SURE had at least ONE of the chromosomes needed for malehood. And the pictures of her DO look kinda manlike. Also, she could have just stuffed her(his?) bra with sweatsocks to give it that bosomy look.

It was at this point in my narrative that someone burst in and said ‘Oranges! That’s what he/she used!’

This of course didn’t make any sense, and I told her that. I mean, oranges? In the CIVIL WAR? They’d first off be not fresh enough, and from much of the time that Harriet Tubman was running around the are was too cold for fresh oranges. And seriously oranges?

Sweatsocks…on the other hand, make perfect sense. There was cotton EVERYWHERE down south during those days… here’s where this person broke in again “Why the hell would they need sweat socks?”

And I replied “obviously to stop their feet from sweating.”

Ok Folks. Of course Teen Rated Video games are going to have Violence, Suggestive themes, Partial Nudity…, so why are you pissing and moaning about it?

Have you SEEN these video games? Poor pixelation does not put evil thoughts into young boys’ minds. So chill already.

Or you’ll see some REAL violence.