The UN is worried about the Nuclear Black Market. I say “Gimme gimme gimme! I want one of them mushroom cloud thingys!”

That’s right, FBI, CIA, and MI-6(hell toss the KGB in there too). The country of Froyd wants Nukes! Now what are you going to do? Sanction me?

Please. My trailer house is IMPERVIOUS to sanctioning! My Minister of Defense will see you in Hell!

I could smack penguins all day!

In a plan to perhaps save the Hubble Space Telescope, the chief of NASA was persuaded by lots of people to review his decision to junk the telescope.

Rumors fly that at the end of the review, he will clean off his glasses with the help of a space shuttle crew, and replace one of the lenses so he can see better. Then he’ll come to the decision that the telescope should be saved…if only because the pictures it sends back are so damned cool.

Robin Givens is accused of hitting an 89 year old pedestrian in a crosswalk. Following in the footsteps of her former husband Mike Tyson who often beat people unable to defend themselves, witnesses at the scene recall her saying ‘The bitch had it coming!’ in a lilting, childlike voice,.

THere is no investigate.

Use the force, pasadena!

This is one stupid kid.

Mindless Ranting at the kid who can’t hear me(skip if you want):
The video game manuals say ‘get up and stretch for 15 minutes every hour of playing”, COMMON-F’ING-SENSE tells you to get up and move once in a while! I guess the first one can be excused because you’re probably too goddamned dumb to be able to read!

And the second, well, it seems that that is a valuable commodity nowadays.