This isn’t quite a Kodak moment, is it?
1/22/2004 11:53:50 PM

“I’m not warmongering, the fact is we’re going to be called and really asked to do this stuff.” - General Schoomaker in this article, defending comments made about how war is needed for ‘a focus’. Well thank goodness that its good for SOMETHING. Now try explaining your little ‘focus’ argument to all the innocents that were killed, you rat bastard. I agree that war is needed at times, but it sure as hell isn’t to give the military ‘a focus’. God damn.
1/22/2004 11:50:13 PM

Monkeys can ‘instinctively understand finite state grammar’, well duh! Why do you think we sent them into space first? Now if only we could get the general voting public to understand finite state grammar…
1/22/2004 11:39:50 PM

I blame the martians for this.
1/22/2004 11:37:12 PM

THIS is a rodeo that I could watch…
1/22/2004 11:57:09 AM

It has been posited(by whom, I’m not certain) that we are all similar in one aspect, regardless of race, sex, age, nationality, or hair color, this aspect is this: We all think we’re right.

I’d like to point out that I’m different from the rest of you. Namely in that I KNOW I’m right.
1/22/2004 06:41:40 AM

Alicia, in response to your opening paragraph: Whoa. That was very creative-non-fictioney! Good job! It also staved off the sleepiness for a while, and in my mind, that is of much more benefit. Many thanks!
1/22/2004 05:26:22 AM

We need a program like the one described here at BSU. To deal largely with that horrible People and the Environment. The most liberal indoctrination program I’ve ever seen. Now don’t get me wrong, the environment is important, but nothing pisses me off more than hypocritcal ‘Oh, but I’m completely unbiased’ liberals.
1/22/2004 01:24:18 AM

So apparently, Mars might not be red, according to this article. The folks at Nasa screwed around with the coloring to get it to the ‘true’ color…could mars really be GREEN?? Cause that’d be cool. Especially if we found some martians…
1/22/2004 01:22:26 AM

Why are you doing this?

Don’t you recall your LAST two screen device, the HORRENDOUS Virtual Boy? I know, for I am one of the forsaken who bought one…of course, it was for $25 brand new, so I ain’t complaining. But still…it sucked. Big time.
1/22/2004 01:17:49 AM